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It’s Eurovision week again! I hope you’ve all got your Eurovision trees up, sent your letters to Father Eurovision and other similar tedious conceits. Now that the Powers That Be have devolved the decision making process back to the people (after the song imposed on us last year scored us a whole five points), we actually stand a chance of getting into double figures this year and the list of the UK’s 20 Greatest Eurovision Entries has been updated accordingly. There will be more Song Contest-related shenanigans later in the week, but for now, here’s a reminder of why Douglas Adams decided that the most offensive swearword in the entire galaxy was “Belgium”.